Cat Marnell or Gore Vidal?

"Beauty is supposed to be aspirational."

"All of you will go with me because I'm a solipsist. I've just imagined you. When I go, all will be blank."

"I tape shit all over my walls constantly as many silly ADHD types are wont to do."

"Thanks to our educational system we have no one in government who can speak any languages, who knows any history, any philosophy, or even any geography."

On John McCain: "A Goddamned fool. He was on television talking about mortgages, and it was quite clear that he does not know what a mortgage is. His head rattles as he walks."

"I love Jane. We have a special Duke parents blond prep school magazine-y bond and we are both very skinny naturally."

"He has every characteristic of a dog--except loyalty."

"Anybody who insults me is going to get it right back."

"There is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all."

"Adderall had quietly devastated my life for 15 years and i hope you pick up on that when you read my stuff."